{"id":148,"date":"2009-04-22T00:39:32","date_gmt":"2009-04-21T23:39:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/altrix.cz\/?p=148"},"modified":"2009-04-22T00:39:32","modified_gmt":"2009-04-21T23:39:32","slug":"vtip-kamzik","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/altrix.cz\/?p=148","title":{"rendered":"Vtip &quot;Kamz\u00edk&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>T\u0159i p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 geograf, fyzik a matematik si p\u0159i v\u00fdletu ve Vysok\u00fdch Tatr\u00e1ch<br \/>\nv\u0161imli kamz\u00edka na h\u0159ebenu prot\u011bj\u0161\u00edch skal.<br \/>\nGeograf na to reaguje v\u00fdrokem:<br \/>\n&#8222;<em>V Tatr\u00e1ch \u017eij\u00ed hn\u011bd\u00ed kamz\u00edci, \u0159\u00edkal jsem v\u00e1m to!<\/em>&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;<em>Pane kolego, bu\u010fme ve sv\u00fdch soudech opatrn\u00ed<\/em>&#8220; opravuje jej fyzik,<br \/>\n&#8222;<em>m\u016f\u017eeme pouze konstatovat, \u017ee v Tatr\u00e1ch \u017eije alespo\u0148 jeden hn\u011bd\u00fd kamz\u00edk.<\/em>&#8220;<br \/>\nNespokojen\u00fd matematik to v\u0161ak je\u0161t\u011b up\u0159es\u0148uje:<br \/>\n&#8222;<em>Je z\u0159ejm\u00e9, \u017ee v Tatr\u00e1ch existuje alespo\u0148 jeden kamz\u00edk,\u00a0kter\u00fd je alespo\u0148 z jedn\u00e9 strany hn\u011bd\u00fd.<\/em>&#8222;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T\u0159i p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 geograf, fyzik a matematik si p\u0159i v\u00fdletu ve Vysok\u00fdch Tatr\u00e1ch v\u0161imli kamz\u00edka na h\u0159ebenu prot\u011bj\u0161\u00edch skal. Geograf na to reaguje v\u00fdrokem: &#8222;V Tatr\u00e1ch \u017eij\u00ed hn\u011bd\u00ed kamz\u00edci, \u0159\u00edkal jsem v\u00e1m to!&#8220; &#8222;Pane kolego, bu\u010fme ve sv\u00fdch soudech opatrn\u00ed&#8220; opravuje jej fyzik, &#8222;m\u016f\u017eeme pouze konstatovat, \u017ee v Tatr\u00e1ch \u017eije alespo\u0148 jeden hn\u011bd\u00fd kamz\u00edk.&#8220; Nespokojen\u00fd matematik [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[61],"class_list":["post-148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zabava","tag-vtip"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/altrix.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/altrix.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/altrix.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/altrix.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/altrix.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/altrix.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/altrix.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/altrix.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/altrix.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}