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Are you tired of saying "maybe" to an invitation and then hoping for a natural disaster? Now there's a better way! The Introvert's Excuse-o-Matic puts the power of plausible prior engagements in the palm of your hand!
Just turn the first two wheels to select the type of event you need to avoid, and then use the remaining wheels to construct your bulletproof excuse. You'll be back on your couch in no time!
7 3/4" x 8 1/2" cardboard volvelle/wheel chart. © 2025 Dissent Pins
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